Healthcare Humorous Art Lover Mugs

'There's nothing we can do. You've heard of our state flower...you have our state virus.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"I stand corrected."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I don't leave home without it!"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Snap out of it.'

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'You need some stress.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'