Hospital Aide Prints

'My aide has a great sense of humor, but you'd never guess it from his bed pan delivery.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Our war is against cancer."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Well, well, well...'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"The first one's just a warning."

Social distancing

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Dancing Doctor

Deaths from Coronavirus

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'