Hosiery Manufacturer Mugs

Harper, this is the last chance to pull your socks up too.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

I love my cape

A tailor measuring a large man

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Postes Modernes

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'It's goose down!'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Do you do these in sheep?"

Marsupial Mom Jeans,

'The Fed said interest rates will stay unchanged...but raising hemlines is a sure sign the economy is moving again.'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Checking watch

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

Tartan Coats

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"The pepperoni, Wilson- get rid of it!"

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'