Hose Handler Mugs

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Fragile stamper.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

D.I.Y with dad.

"Humans are strange."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Free Range Sled Dog

“They look like last year’s models.”

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

The Lion Tamer.

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"My new vet has the human touch."