Horticulture Prints

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Money Tree

"Is this one a flower or a weed?I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

The lesser of two weevils: "The farmer's worked really hard on his cotton crop. I say we leave it alone."

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Fast Food.

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Garden Goddess.

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'That plant food really works!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'It ain't the Fountain of Youth, but it's close.'

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

User friendly soil.

Two neighbours doing their gardening.