Horticultural Hermit Mugs

Find a mug that captures the green thumb and solitary spirit of your horticultural hermit. Perfect for their morning coffee or herbal tea after a day in their lush retreat.

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'It started off as a hobby. Then it became an obsession. Finally, one day she went in there and hasn't been heard from since.'

'It started off as a hobby. Then it became an obsession. Finally, one day she went in there and hasn't been heard from since.' mockup

'It started off as a hobby. Then it became an obsession. Finally, one day she went in there and hasn't been heard from since.'

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Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam. mockup

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously. mockup

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds." mockup

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid." mockup

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

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"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong." mockup

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

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'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.' mockup

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

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"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?" mockup

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

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'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

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OM, SWEET OM

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Bearded old man atop mountain.

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"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner." mockup

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

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"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!" mockup

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

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"Free why-fi.”

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"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..." mockup

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

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Ovalifolium Longifora

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'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!' mockup

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

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"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..." mockup

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?" mockup

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

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"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!" mockup

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

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"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Living underground is not what it used to be." mockup

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

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'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.' mockup

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

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"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis." mockup

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

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Buy one enlightenment get one free. mockup

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

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Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.' mockup

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

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Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant mockup

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

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'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!' mockup

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

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Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

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Horticultural Hermit Mugs Collection

Horticultural Hermit Pillows

Find cozy pillows inspired by plants and peaceful living—great for making their space even more inviting and personal.

Horticultural Hermit Prints

Browse our prints that beautifully capture the essence of gardening and quiet corners—terrific for decorating a special gardening retreat or home.

Horticultural Hermit T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate gardening and solitude—ideal for lounging in their green sanctuary or stepping out in nature.