Horserider Mugs

A horse deciding to join in with a hunting trip, against his owners wishes.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Medieval Knievel

Unicorn Joust

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'Call Homeland Security and find out if Bin Laden is behind it.'

'I see you crossing a road...'

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Free Range Christmas Poultry

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"My turn."

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

A hunter on a horse that is out of control

A woman asking if she can let her little dog join in with the hunt

Fiche & Chips

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

'Those dumb Canadians won't bother us anymore sir.'

"I never invest in anything that eats."

Rudy, please stop live blogging everything you do. On verge of argument. I'd hate the world to know our most intimate secrets. Sharing is what it's all about. For instance, I'd hate them to know that if you don't stop live blogging you'll never get any nookie. Now where were we? Capitulating.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

Battle of Cedar Creek- Sheridan's Ride

'I know there's no sunshine down here, but I bet we still get good vitamin D from the flames.'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!