Horseracing Buff Mugs

-Sorry, I was ill yesterday -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the 5th leg!

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Boating Reflection

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"I have bad knees."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

"Quick somebody call Linda McMahon!"

Motor Channel Crossing.

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

Boating Supplies. Sale. Ernie, just tell the customers that the prices are very good --- Don't say buying one of these is a "huge oar deal."

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.