Horse Racing Professional Pillows

Rival Jockeys

Man hiring a horse

Jockey's Toilets

Greville Starkey

A day at the races

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

A day at the transgenic races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Gentlemen Riders

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Smile

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"