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The Victors

A rider only just missing a jump

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

Skipping Horse

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The Runaway Horse

New Guy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A day at the races

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

A day at the transgenic races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rocking Horse

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Pony Rides

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Stubborn Horse

Trojan Hurdler.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A Quiet Rebuke.