Horse Hugger Gifts

Pony Love...

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

A tuba and love hearts

'Group hug anyone?'

"Avoid hungry bears."

Three happy men

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

Bipolar bear.

New for Fall

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Bipolar Bear.

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'