Horse Devotee T-Shirts

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Skipping Horse

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Canine Companion

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"They're comfortable."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"A little help, please."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”