Horse Caretaker Pillows

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

"She's a miniature."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'They sure have small litters.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"He wants a second opinion."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A cow ventriloquist.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'