Horse Caretaker Pillows

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'They sure have small litters.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"He wants a second opinion."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A cow ventriloquist.