Horse Care Enthusiast Pillows

'I see that you're feeding cubed hay, Bill.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Who's next?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Stubborn Horses

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'