Horse Breeders Prints

"If a horse's head is pointing south, where is the tail pointing?"

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Puppies

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Good, but not Great Danes.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Stubborn Horses

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'