Horror Film Amateur T-Shirts

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Werewolves of London..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Professor Tulp meets his match

Queen Kong

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'Scary movie?'

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"