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"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Werewolves of London..."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Professor Tulp meets his match

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Don't go in there!!"

Queen Kong

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Scary movie?'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.