Horn Player In A Suit Pillows

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Corporate pirate.

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Going up?'

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.'

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Fisherman

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

'Your Honor, my client has a little surprise for the jury.'

Two people practice the french horn.

"Yes, we are fishing, but we're also going to talk business, so get rid of that stupid hat!"

French Horn

'I definitely like the idea...why don't I have owners contact your owners?'

'Men in grey suits behaving badly.'

'Twerp on bicycle!'

French Horn

'Oh, oh, the quarterly report doesn't look good.'