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'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Positively Petersham

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Jester

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

The Day Trader

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'I own Acme Drug stock, so fill this prescription with their product.'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

I won THAT Pulitzer for a drug name.

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

Monstrosa Impressus

'Pharma stocks rose on news life in Iraq is so bad, everyone is hooked on anti-depressants.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

Placebo Manufacturing Inc.

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'