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'You wish, Timmy.'

"Pick me!"

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

Dogs

Puppies

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.