Hopeful Hooper Pillows

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

2021

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Basketball

'You've had enough!'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Human Rights for All

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Inbox and Outbox

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."