Hope Giver Pillows

Thank you

2021

Grace For Flies

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

Human Rights for All

Birthday Racing Car

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Saying Grace.

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

New life (organ donation)

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'