Hop Hunter Mugs

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Beer Stall

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Get out of my face!"

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Bees v Wasps

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Real Beer People

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'They're playing house.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Estate Agent Office

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"Well, you know what they say...geo-location, geo-location, geo-location!"