Hoops Junkie T-Shirts

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Running

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Jogging...

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Internet Cafe

Treadmillstone

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Teddy jogging

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"Let's park on the other side, just to be on the safe side."

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

The cinema of the Absurd.

Sergio Aguero

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

College Football

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'