Hoop Enthusiast Prints

'One last test- we need to see how well you jump through a hoop?'

Can't dunk?

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

Playing pig

I love Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

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Puppy.

Basketball.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Game In A Can.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'