Hooked Humorists Prints

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'You lifted your head.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Therapy in L.A.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'He did it for us.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"You know very well what fish!"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"What's the difference between being addicted to painkillers and just really, really liking them a lot?"

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Menace.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"This space intentionally left blank."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

Turkey Hotline

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'I hit my thumb with a hammer.' - 'Well, it wouldn't happen if you hold the hammer with both hands.'

"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"

Kiss the Hook

Spot the ballcock

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'