Hook Line Thinkers Gifts

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Comedy Rule

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

Kiss the Hook

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Worm hiding behind hook.

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Something Like Sport.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Fish Traps/Lure.

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

"You try it first, if it taste good I will eat the next one."

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

'Who's he trying to fool? Meal worms don't jump up and down like that.'

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'

"With my boxing career, I was good at jabs and hooks, but my weakness was uppercuts."

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

"I forgot what the heck I'm standing in line for!"