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Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

The housing market begins to deflate.

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'Damp. What damp?'

'Hard Day?'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

Fish Traps/Lure.

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

Get rich quick.

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

Latch Hook...

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

'Damn whizz kids!'

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'