Honoring Final Wishes Gifts

'It was his last request. 'Once around the park'.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Priest

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Genie.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Beggars on the street.

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

"Hello, Mari...we brought you some flowers. No, they're not real... I thought artificial ones would last longer."

"I hear someone here like The Spider Man..."

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

'-are your ears burning too?'

'Happy New Year.'

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

'We wish you well.'

I need a greeting card that starts funny, moves on to heartfelt sympathy, and ends on a note of renewed confidence and joy.

Wishing Well in the desert.

'Boy - makes me wonder what he wished for...'

"Okay, this is your last wish. Remember, I can grant you anything your heart desires... Are you absolutely sure you want another hole in one?"