Honor Roll Achiever Mugs

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'

Summa cum latte.

High Five

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

Army general with a support for his medals.

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

"I call it riding Rob Dunkin's coattails. Miss Vega calls it copying."

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

Mick Jagger Knighthood - "I wish he'd keep still..I'll have his flaming ear off in a minute!"

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

'Your punishment for not making the honor roll this quarter is to scrape off the bumper sticker.'

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."

"I like to wear one big medal instead of a bunch of tiny ones."

Each one respresents another honor.

"And in recognition of your services, we hereby present you the password to the city."

'I got that one for getting this one.'

"I was fighting for her honour, but she insisted on keeping it."

'I've always liked young Perkins, but I can't help the feeling that he has let his recent success. . .go to his head!'

I'm on the honor system.

"Son, the rest is up to you."

'Well, if you can't be an honor student, can't you at least cheat off one?'

"Yes it's a great report card, all A's and B's... But I wonder how your teacher got your name wrong?"

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

Vinny couldn't wait to tell his parents...He was the first Dung Beetle in his family to make the honor roll.'

"I prefer people who are known."