Honky-tonk Enthusiast Mugs

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Gimme the carrot!"

East End Maps.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"This must be Easter Island!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

Have Horns Venn

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

Springtime rabbits.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"You are one sick rabbit."