Honeymoon Nostalgia Lover Pillows

Halcyon Prospects.

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"It's your mother!"

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Just Married

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

"Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone."

A fresh morning

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"There it is, darling, our unspoilt tropical island holiday home for the next two weeks."

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

"So how's married life?"

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

'Now don't forget, Sharon, you'll have to help me look for my contact lenses in the morning.'

"Oh honey look, IKEA. Where we had our first argument."

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'Yes, we'll have a second honeymoon but I'll have the headaches this time!'

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

"My God, it's your mother!"

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"So, are you going anyplace interesting for your honeymoon?"