Honey-do List Conqueror Pillows

"I can catch up with all the chores my wife wants done over the Labor Day weekend."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Am Awful Crammer.

Monday around 9PM.

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

God's Sticky Notes

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

A woman's work is never done!

Bucket List

A day in the life of a dish sink

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

The Colonel at home.

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

So! How do we like this months book? Heart-racing! The author's right. We need more stormy passion in our lives. More wild desire! Remember when we'd do anything for love? Oops! Gotta defrost the chicken tenders. No. I don't recall. Nor I.

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"