Honey Barterer T-Shirts

"Please move... I'm begging you! I will give you a carrot the size of my arm, soaked in honey, if you get us home..."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"Sipsies?"

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

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