Homeworking T-Shirts

Coming back into the office I thought it would be safer to bring some of my own stuff

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Washing Line Walker

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"God works in mysterious ways."