Homeworker Prints

Woman in business suit forgets about novelty slippers: 'It's important to appear professional even when working from home.'

"I'm working from home today."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I didn't spark joy."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Evil Exams!

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."