Homework Excuse Enthusiast Prints

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"The Cloud ate my homework ... "

'I'm not allowed to have a dog, so I have to eat my own homework.'

'Spit that homework out right now! You'll spoil your appetite.'

'That's right, my dog DID eat my homework.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"My dog ate your homework."

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'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"My dad ate my homework."

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

"I have bad knees."

"I'm all out of answers! Get me my book of excuses!"

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."