Homeownership Dreamers Prints

'We can lend you the money for a new house. But how will you repay it?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

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The Day Dreamer.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

"Frank?"

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'