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Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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Pest Control

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Man-made vs dog-made

Real Estate Personals

Home Sweet Second Home.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This is close enough.'

'They're playing house.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'