Homeowners Associations Pillows

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

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'For Sale by Neighbor'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"The pH level seems a little off."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'