Homemaking Mugs

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

A man waits near a sign outside his kitchen that reads "Please wait to be seated" while his wife prepares dinner.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Maid

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"Fortunately my mother was here when the shelter in place went into effect, so the dishes get done and the kids' posture has improved."

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Now Selling: All-these-houses-llok-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

"I don't like this hot dish."

'What kind of a pension plan do you get with a job like this, mom?'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I'm thinking of planting flowers and putting a picket fence from my door out to the highway ... how would that be?'

Like mum used to make.

'I don't know how a mum of four could ever be referred to as 'jobless'.'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Watch out for number one.

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."