Homemade Connoisseur Mugs

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

Too much cilantro

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

A Day In The Kitchen

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Regular service or affected?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

this bordeaux speaks for itself

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

About the potter.