Homeless Outreach Worker Pillows

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Cares and woes.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Cattery and kennels

'If you now feel like punching someone in the face. . . press five!'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

Traveler sees sign: 'This section of road adopted by Good Samaritans'.

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."

"We’re ready when you are!"

church

'Giving back to the community is good, But first you have to make your pile,'

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

School crossing

Compassion fatigue

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

Fallout Shelter

What To Do About Homelessness

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

'Put it back. This isn't a 'Take a Penny, Leave a Penny' dish.'

"Try to look housebroken."