Homecoming Coordinator Gifts

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Not guilty?"

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

The Aisle

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Honey! We're home!"

Human cannonball.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Welcome Home from the Dog.