Homebound Artists Mugs

Lockdown

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Four children playing the flute.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"Plagiarist!"

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Alien Painting Moon

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

Hedge Car

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Save the tree.

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Symbolism for Artists