Homebody With Dreams Pillows

Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Couch and Potato

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

Natural relaxation in confinement

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Do the waves make that noise all night?

'I always drink from a travel mug at home. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house.'

Finding yourself

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"

Hanging out at the beach.

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"We need a vacation..."

'Bad Day?'

Lockdown goals

"Mum says she wants to stay in her own home, but failing that, she'll settle for a villa in Spain."

City Travel: 'When he made a holster for his TV remote, I jnew it was time for a vacation!'

"It's from Sven. He's pillaging from home today."