Homebody Retreat Pillows

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

Sheltering in place.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"You are still here."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."