Homebody On The Move T-Shirts

Moving Van.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

Sheltering in place.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You are still here."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."