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"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"I so could use a break."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Al's team won. That means a victory lap from the bathroom to the fridge and back to the chair."

"I'm having a wine, dine and dance night...without the dining or dancing."

Honey, I'm home.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Why would I want to leave the nest? I've got food delivered, a phone, computer and games. I'd be a fool to leave."

"Working remotely is great. My commute is a breeze. My co-worker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

"She's been so creative lately."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

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"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

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"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'