Homebody Escapist Pillows

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"You are still here."

Sheltering in place.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."