Homebody Drama Fan Mugs

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Pajama Day 743

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Theatre Crowd

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

I love embroidery

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Inactive wear store.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Eurydice in prison

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